The Story of Little Red Riding Hood
There was once a beautiful young lady who decided she would like to visit her grandmother. So her mama packed her up and tied her red riding hood around her chubby little neck and sent her on her way.
Little Red Riding Hood arrived at grandma's and being so young and naive did not realize that she was greeted by an imposter. After a few moments of snuggle time, Red Riding Hood began to notice something was amiss."Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes, dear," said the imposter in a high falsetto voice.
"My, what a bright yellow shirt you are wearing."
"Yes, all the better to light up the room at night," the imposter said.
"My, what a scratchy beard you have Grandma" said Red Riding Hood, who was suddenly growing wary. At that instant Grandma burst into the room and snatched Red Riding Hood away from the imposter.
"Grandpa," she said, "I told you I wanted to hold her first."
posted by gretchenjohnson @ 2:37 PM
5 Comments:
wow i was fooled too
i cried as soon as i saw the grandma
do you really use the word "grandmother"? i just saw grandma
That outfit is to die for... how CUTE!!!
Grandpa says that he had to try, grandma was always stealing the babies. It was really a deep high falsetto though.
Hey Gretch, we are at Lisa's new house looking at your page and reading all of your crap stories...just kidding..
We have been talking about how we used to eat dinner at your house and your mom would always go all out. We miss Donna!!! and you too of course!! ---Amanda, Court, and Lisa
P.S. FOUT!!!
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