Cow Abductions
I guess I didn't realize the size and scope of the problem of cow abductions. But apparently, its a huge worldwide problem. This website documents the realities of cow abduction.
The site also gives readers tips for avoiding the problem and shows pictures of missing cows.
For those left behind, the sorrow is unbearable.
posted by gretchenjohnson @ 6:50 AM
8 Comments:
I know where Betty is
I heart cows
it is called the rapture, found
in the Bible
our mission: not one cow left behind
What an exceptional story! Most dairy farmers have DNA samples of all their cattle. This will not help though with alien abductions. I wonder what the aliens are doing with all the "cow pies?" Maybe they will discover a renewable source of energy!
This one is for the aliens....Got Milk?
I hope that they are sucking out the BGH and estrogen and then returning them so that unawares the farmers are raising horomone free cattle.
Just a thought.
Somehow Tim Lehaye is at the bottom of this!
Aliens driving a big semi trailer came and took my Besty away. My folks said she was going to a nice farmer that needed her milk for his new baby. This just proves my folks are aliens.
Actually, I took the cows. I am anemic. I need them.
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