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A family is Texas is suing Kentucky Fried Chicken for allegedly serving them sandwiches crawling with cockroaches. The family was merely stopping to get an after school snack and now are suing KFC for $5 million!! The Health Department investigated, finding 2 roaches, but neither were in the food preparation area, and the restaurant remains open. The Health Deparment official said that he would even eat at the establishment.
Ok, I see 2 problems here.
1. KFC for an after school snack???? No wonder we are such a fat nation. How about an apple? At least if there really were cockroaches in the sandwich the family would have gotten a little fiber.
2. The Health Dept. is supposed to be setting an example in the community for good health. I'm glad he'll still eat there. But its not the roaches that we should be worried about. A few roaches in a sandwich really are not going to do any harm. How about that deep fried chicken fat and oily mayonaise between 2 slices of white carbs?
KFC did the family a favor, though. The matriarch of the family reports that she only visits KFC now to picket. At least they get some exercise.
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posted by gretchenjohnson @ 7:53 AM
10 Comments:
deep fried chicken is one of the most delicious morsels in America today. Please do not take that away from us nurse. please
At least it wasn't a KFC/Taco Bell. That's where hope goes to die.
Karl,
Because I love you so much, you can have all the chicken fat you want.
ARe you online right now??? IM me.
thank you
do you like it when i steal your ideas for posts
is that the funniest thing ever? or are you mad?
Are roaches a significant source of protine?
no, but they are a source of protEIN.
It sounds suspicious! I would have gone right back to KFC and puked in utter rebuke!!! Instead she FROZE them! Sounds like a scam. She should have settled for the grand!!!
Food had become an addiction for many Americans. It will become a serious burden on our Nation in the furture because of the expense involved in all the care and services required to provide for the morbidly obese.Stay tuned!!! The government will be forced to step in.
In the meantime I'll continue to enjoy green grapes from Chile.
i love eating a big piece of juicy extra crispy fried chicken...country grave on some good mashed potatoes, very good.
the best thing we can experience in the physical world is a KFC buffet!
AMEN
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